February 2012
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Sam Seaborn: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby Ziegler: [pause] Really?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam Seaborn: A call girl.
Toby Ziegler: Accidentally?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
-- Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, The West Wing
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Jed: Did you mean what you said before? That my demons were shouting down the better angels in my brain?
Toby: Yes, Sir, I did.
Jed: And you think that’s what’s keeping me from greatness?
Toby: Yes. But I’ll tell you what, when it comes to the battle between a President’s demons and his better angels, I think, for the first time in a long while, we might just have ourselves a fair fight.
-- The Crackpots and These Women, The West Wing
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Laurie: Tell your friends Potus he’s got a funny name, and he should learn how to ride a bicycle.
Sam: I would do that, but he’s not my friend, he’s my boss, and that that’s not his name, it’s his title.
Laurie: Potus?
Sam: President of the United States. I’ll call you!
-- Pilot, The West Wing
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Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: What did you just say to me?
Gabriel: Look at yourself! Boo hoo! Daddy was mean to me, so I'm going to smash up all his toys!
Lucifer: Watch your tone.
Gabriel: Play the victim all you want. But you and me? We know the truth. Dad loved you best. More than Michael, more than me. And then he brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. So all this is just a great, big temper tantrum. Time to grow up.
Lucifer: Gabriel, if you're doing this for Michael-
Gabriel: Screw him! If he were here, I'd shiv his ass, too.
Lucifer: You disloyal-
Gabriel: Oh, I'm loyal. To them.
Lucifer: Who? These so-called gods?
Gabriel: To people, Lucifer, people.
Lucifer: So you're willing to die for a pile of cockroaches. Why?
Gabriel: Because Dad was right. They are better than us.
Lucifer: They are broken, flawed, abortions!
Gabriel: Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of 'em try. To do better. To forgive. And you should see the Spearmint Rhino. I've been riding the pine a long time, but I'm in the game, now. And I'm not on your side, or Michael's. I'm on theirs.
Lucifer: Brother, don't make me do this.
Gabriel: No one makes us do anything.
-- Hammer of the Gods, Supernatural
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Bartlet: The Secret Service...
Zoey: The Secret Service should worry about you getting shot!
Bartlet: They are worried about me getting shot - I'm worried about me getting shot - but that is nothing compared to how terrified we are of you. You scare the hell out of the Secret Service, Zoey, and you scare the hell out of me, too. My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped. You go out to a bar or a party in some club and you get up to go to the restroom. Somebody comes up from behind, puts their hand across your mouth and whisks you out the back door. You're so petrified you don't even notice the bodies of two Secret Service agents lying on the ground with bullet holes in their heads. Then you're whisked away in a car. It's a big party with lots of noise and lots of people coming and going and it's a half hour before someone says 'hey, where's Zoey?' Another fifteen minutes before the first phone call. It's another hour and a half before anyone even thinks to shut down all the airports. Now we're off to the races! You're tied to a chair in a cargo shack somewhere in the middle of Uganda and I am told that I have seventy-two hours to get Israel to free four hundred and sixty terrorist prisoners. So I'm on the phone, pleading with Binyamin and he's saying "I'm sorry Mr. President, but Israel simply does not negotiate with terrorists, period! It's the only way we can survive." So now we got a new problem, because this country no longer has a commander-in-chief but has a father who's out of his mind because his little girl is in a shack somewhere in Uganda with a gun to her head! Do you get it?!
-- Mr. Willis of Ohio, The West Wing
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“You know, I realize that as an adult not everyone shares my view of the world,...”
– Josh Lyman, Five Votes Down, The West Wing
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Sam Seaborn: Toby, do you really think it's a good idea to invite people to dinner and then to tell them exactly what they're doing wrong with their lives?
Toby Ziegler: Absolutely, otherwise it's just a waste of food.
-- The State Dinner, The West Wing
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“We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation…...”
– Mycroft Holmes, A Scandal in Belgravia
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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Moriarty: I will burn the heart out of you.
Sherlock: I've been reliably informed that I don't have one.
Moriarty: But we both know that's not quite true.
-- Sherlock, The Great Game
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“Sherlock Holmes is a great man and I think one day, if we’re very very lucky, he...”
– Inspector Gregory Lestrade, A Study in Pink
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“You’re not haunted by the war, Doctor Watson. You miss it.”
– Mycroft Holmes, A Study in Pink
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John: I'm glad no one saw that.
Sherlock: Hm?
John: You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.
Sherlock: People do little else.
-- Sherlock, The Great Game
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Sherlock: We're going out tonight.
John: Actually, I have a date.
Sherlock: What?
John: It's when two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That's what I was suggesting.
-- Sherlock, The Blind Banker
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Tom: I'm freezing.
Simon: Be a man!
Tom: I'm trying, but I'm wearing a frock.
-- Nevada Day, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
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“It’s one thing to be asked to respect someone else’s religion....”
– Matt Albie, Nevada Day, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
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Sherlock: Are you alright?
John: Yes, of course I'm alright.
Sherlock: You have just killed a man.
John: Yes, I…That's true. (pause) But, he wasn't a very nice man.
Sherlock: No, no, he wasn't, really, was he?
John: He was, frankly, a bloody awful cabbie.
Sherlock: That's true, he was a bad cabbie. You should've seen the route he took us to get here.
John: Stop it. I mean we can't giggle at a crime scene, stop it.
Sherlock: You're the one who shot him.
-- Sherlock, A Study in Pink
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Sherlock: You're a doctor. In fact, you're an army doctor.
John: Yes.
Sherlock: Any good?
John: Very good.
Sherlock: Seen a lot of injuries, then. Violent deaths.
John: Yes.
Sherlock: Bit of trouble, too, I bet.
John: Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much.
Sherlock: Want to see some more?
John: Oh god yes.
-- A Study in Pink
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“There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called...”
– Joss Whedon
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